Friday, December 18, 2009
♥ BlabLA
Here ,, i got Some random stuff that ma post .. lolx ... just read and sleep :D
10 ways to bug you parents
1.yell CHESSE MAN IS HURTING ME!!!when you are in bed
2.when you are in public say mom stop slaping meeee!
3.tell them wearing clothes is agansit your religion
4.run tords you mom and act like your gonna hug her then hug the lamp
5.say every thing in japanise
6.ask them to hold your hand cause the guy next to them wants to.
7.run into a wall
8.talk to your self out loud
9.when THEY talk say HEY YOUR HEAD LOOKS BIGGER FROM HERE
10.tell them "yo mama , u crack me up !"when they say clean your room!!!
Lolll .. i did try that on my parents and they were like .. she has issues ==
Got a problem with me?
SOLVE IT!
Think I'm trippin?
TIE MY SHOES!
Can't stand me?
SIT BACK DOWN!
Can't face me?
TURN AROUND!
Tired of me?
TAKE A NAP!
Sick of me?
TAKE SOME MEDECINE!
If you can't stand the heat then get outta my kitchen!!
calling me FAKE won't make youREAL,
calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
calling me FAT won't make you SKINNY,
so why bother?
pick the month you were born:
January- i kicked
February- i loved
March-I karate chopped
April-I licked
May-I jumped on
June-I smelled
July-I did the Macarena With
August-I had lunch with
September-I danced with
October-I sang to
November-I yelled at
December-I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-a birdbath
2-a monster
3-a phone
4-a fork
5-a snowman
6-a gangster
7-my cell phone
8-my dog
9-my best friends' boyfriend
10-my neighbor
11-my science teacher
12-a banana
13-a fireman
14-a stuffed animal
15-a goat
16-a pickle
17-your mom
18-a spoon
19-a smurf
20-a baseball bat
21-a ninja
22-Chuck Norris
23-a noodle
24-a squirrel
25-a football player
26-my sister
27-my brother
28-an ipod
29-a surfer
30-a llama
31-A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White-because I'm hot like that.
Black-because that's how I roll.
Pink-because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-because the voices told me to .
Blue-because I'm the coolest and I do what I want.
Green-because I think I need some serious help.
Purple-because I'm AWESOME!
Gray-because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow-because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
none-because i got dared to.
brown-i was bored.
My results = i ran over my best friend's boyfriend cuz i think i need serious help. lol
folow the rules
1)i need to tell you a secret look at 5
2)the answer is...look at 11
3)dont get mad look at 15
4)calm down ...look at 13
5)first look at 2
6)dont be that angry ...lookat12
7)i just wanted to say 'HI'
8)what i wanted to say is...look at 14
9)be patient look at 4
10)this is the last time look at 7
11)i hope you are not mad look at 6
12)sorry...look at 8
13)oops look at 10
14)i dont know how to say this...look at3
15)you must be realy mad...look at 9
This Poem is 4 all my friends:
A Friend is like a flower,
a rose to be exact,
Or maybe like a brand new gate,
that can never be unlatched,
A friend is like an owl,
Both beautiful and wise,
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
Whose spirit never dies,
A friend is like a heart that goes,
Strong until the end,
Where would we be in this world,
If we didn't have a friend?
10 ways to bug you parents
1.yell CHESSE MAN IS HURTING ME!!!when you are in bed
2.when you are in public say mom stop slaping meeee!
3.tell them wearing clothes is agansit your religion
4.run tords you mom and act like your gonna hug her then hug the lamp
5.say every thing in japanise
6.ask them to hold your hand cause the guy next to them wants to.
7.run into a wall
8.talk to your self out loud
9.when THEY talk say HEY YOUR HEAD LOOKS BIGGER FROM HERE
10.tell them "yo mama , u crack me up !"when they say clean your room!!!
Lolll .. i did try that on my parents and they were like .. she has issues ==
Got a problem with me?
SOLVE IT!
Think I'm trippin?
TIE MY SHOES!
Can't stand me?
SIT BACK DOWN!
Can't face me?
TURN AROUND!
Tired of me?
TAKE A NAP!
Sick of me?
TAKE SOME MEDECINE!
If you can't stand the heat then get outta my kitchen!!
calling me FAKE won't make youREAL,
calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
calling me FAT won't make you SKINNY,
so why bother?
pick the month you were born:
January- i kicked
February- i loved
March-I karate chopped
April-I licked
May-I jumped on
June-I smelled
July-I did the Macarena With
August-I had lunch with
September-I danced with
October-I sang to
November-I yelled at
December-I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-a birdbath
2-a monster
3-a phone
4-a fork
5-a snowman
6-a gangster
7-my cell phone
8-my dog
9-my best friends' boyfriend
10-my neighbor
11-my science teacher
12-a banana
13-a fireman
14-a stuffed animal
15-a goat
16-a pickle
17-your mom
18-a spoon
19-a smurf
20-a baseball bat
21-a ninja
22-Chuck Norris
23-a noodle
24-a squirrel
25-a football player
26-my sister
27-my brother
28-an ipod
29-a surfer
30-a llama
31-A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White-because I'm hot like that.
Black-because that's how I roll.
Pink-because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-because the voices told me to .
Blue-because I'm the coolest and I do what I want.
Green-because I think I need some serious help.
Purple-because I'm AWESOME!
Gray-because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow-because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
none-because i got dared to.
brown-i was bored.
My results = i ran over my best friend's boyfriend cuz i think i need serious help. lol
folow the rules
1)i need to tell you a secret look at 5
2)the answer is...look at 11
3)dont get mad look at 15
4)calm down ...look at 13
5)first look at 2
6)dont be that angry ...lookat12
7)i just wanted to say 'HI'
8)what i wanted to say is...look at 14
9)be patient look at 4
10)this is the last time look at 7
11)i hope you are not mad look at 6
12)sorry...look at 8
13)oops look at 10
14)i dont know how to say this...look at3
15)you must be realy mad...look at 9
This Poem is 4 all my friends:
A Friend is like a flower,
a rose to be exact,
Or maybe like a brand new gate,
that can never be unlatched,
A friend is like an owl,
Both beautiful and wise,
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
Whose spirit never dies,
A friend is like a heart that goes,
Strong until the end,
Where would we be in this world,
If we didn't have a friend?
Lollll .. thats allll for todayyy i guesss .. see ya' when i see ya' :DD
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